Friday, August 22, 2014

So we begin!

Eastern block countries started to lustfully stare in the west direction after the process of decommunisation (if one is trying to imagine the lustful stare, he (or she) should put abominable, greasy piece of knuckle in front of a dog, top it with bacon (I mean knuckle, not the dog) and then seperate animal from it with impenetrable plexiglass). The forbidden fruit as we used to describe heritage of west culture, has been stimulating our imagination for a quarter of the century (if you will put aforementioned knuckle in front of obese person who is on a strict diet, you can easily and quite vividly imagine the idea of the forbidden fruit). Many say that as we assimilate trends of the West, we forget our Slavic roots and eastern mentality (here you can use the same knuckle to envision eastern mentality, simply take the knuckle and throw it away, just not to let it be eaten by anyone else, even if you’re starving to death). This process, however, began long time before the decommunisation, for centuries our habits and traditions were blending on multiple fields. Here, on this blog, our goal is to show you the history of mixing west with east, their cuisine, habits and people, in one cultural melting pot. As we’re not historians, sociologists or even keen antropologists you should take everything written down here with a pinch of salt. If this salt accidentaly contaminated your eye, you should close it and let the speech syntesizer read the note for you outloud. We will try to diversify coming notes, sometimes you may find some photos here, maybe a video, everything of course in available centuries ago HD technology (high demoralisation). Cheers and stay tune!

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